walking into the club like
That leaves me with no choice.
Whoa, it works:
YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS
YES!!!! This makes my life so much easier!
IS EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NUTS OR SOMETHING?????
you give them power and they run amuck with power
I didn’t realize turning your significant other into a vampire was part of the criteria
It’s not. Here’s the criteria according to The National Domestic Abuse Hotline:
Does your partner ever….
> Embarrass you with put-downs?
> Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?
> Look at you or act in ways that scare you?
> Push you, slap you, choke you or hit you?
> Stop you from seeing your friends or family members?
> Control the money in the relationship?
> Make all of the decisions?
> Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away your children?
> Prevent you from working or attending school?
> Act like the abuse is no big deal, deny the abuse or tell you it’s your fault?
> Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets?
> Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons?
> Attempt to force you to drop criminal charges?
> Threaten to commit suicide, or threaten to kill you?
Could someone please update this with the instances and page numbers?
My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky
I’m willing to settle for just the latter.
cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”
"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::
In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…
"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”
GUYS I JUST REALIZED.
WE CAN TOTALLY HAVE A SEXY SMASH BROS BEACH PARTY.
even smash bros gets a beach episode
Nintendo DS’s law is the observation that, as soon as you finally decide on and buy a DS, Nintendo will come out with a new and better model that you want more.